Are you FRICKIN’ kidding me?? What is going ON in the world? So apparently, some producer came up with this very unique and novel idea to bottle up some ‘purified’ water from some river in the boonies of Tennessee to sell to the masses. Oh, oh, it’s totally different from all the OTHER bottled waters our there on the market because it’s in a pretty bottle with little sparklies on it. For a mere $38 a pop, you too can purchase your very own bottle of Bling H2O! I MEAN COME ON! Who would pay 38 frickin dollars for some frickin water? Oh, it seems that I spoke too soon…