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Now, I know there are starving children all over the world and all… and even some in this good ol’ US of A. But damn. A cheeseburger? C’mon y’all. There is just no need to get so irate about a freakin’ cheeseburger. If someone in your household can afford to have a video camera phone, I’m sure you can scrounge up a dollar to by yourself another damn cheeseburger off the McDonald’s Dollar Menu. It’s clearly not worth givin’ your mama a black eye for a CHEESEBURGER.